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Tonight I watched a bunch of excellently made commercials…
Monday, February 7th, 2011And I turned it into a contest! Woo. Here are the rules.
- For each commercial break we have a mini competition and pick whichever commercial was best.
- At the end of the night, we select the best commercial.
Black Lady Pegs White Girl – Pepsi
This commercial has a funny race moment. This commercial also managed to combine cute girls, violence, Pepsi, and racial humor in an appropriate manner. Also, the Doritos commercial made us feel a little weird.
Volcano Response – Chevy Silverado
This commercial shows cars how cars should be. There is one problem. When the man goes into the belly of a whale… Does the car help while parked on the dock?
Doritos saves the day – Doritos
Doritos dust saved a fish and an old dude, but most of all it saved the Roomate.
Cowboys versus Aliens
It should speak to the competitive nature of this specific commercial break that Scott said, “That looks kind of dumb.”
Eminem Clay-mation commercial?
Why did Eminem get his own commercial break? Scott liked it.
Sleepy’s sex commercial
This commercial is suggestive. Fortunately, most children won’t get it. Weirdly, everyone looked like they could have been brother and sister. Incest probably wasn’t what they meant. Probably?
Hold me Closer – Budweiser
For a moment, I held my Bud closer, tiny dancer…
BMW escape – BMW
These cars are made for the nouveau riche of Thuh Unituh Statesuh ‘Merica. Have I made it clear enough that they were selling those foreign cars to the south? Wait, those foreign cars were made in the south?!?!?!
Darth Volkswagen – Volkswagen
The Thor commercial might have been ok, but it will never beat Star Wars as a theme. Children make every commercial good, but this one taps into the fact that we all want our kids to LOVE Darth Vader at some point.
Super 8
This preview got the dudes way interested. It looks like it will combine things that parents are worried about and things that kids have always wanted to do. Sandlot meets Alien?
Facebook Car – Chevy Cruze Eco
I hope we were all reminded that the most important part of dating is having a car that will make a girl kiss you. Facebook helps too.
Android is ready to play – Sony Phones
This commercial sorta rips off the Wii? Unfortunately they changed it a little bit so that the Android robot is medically altered in a painful way in order to play? This one gets the Cinematography Award.
Worst Commercial Break
Why was there a Black Eyed Peas commercial before the Black Eyed Peas played?
Rupert Murdoch steals the Ipad from youth everywhere – The Daily
I hope we don’t lose our collective social perspective when the internet starts to look like Fox News.
Amusement Park Disaster – NASCAR
We all knew that NASCAR fans were psychopaths. It seems, however, that NASCAR fans still don’t?
Beiber is a girl. – Verizon 4G
Even The Beib agrees.
Test Baby – Homeaway.com
A “test baby” literally sticks to and slides down a pane of protective glass. Incredible.
Uniting Worlds – Coke
Nice war imagery. I bet Coke actually sells more when there is a war on too, so it makes perfect sense.
Car Jacking – Carmax.com
“Oh, my delivery!” I would probably freak out if gas station attendants still did full service like a pack of crazy people.
Imported From Detroit – Eminem
The capital of strippers, gambling and poverty; the makers of the Chrysler 200
NFL Episodes – NFL
How I met your mother matters as much as the Brady Bunch or Seinfeld.
Beaver saves the day – Bridgestone
Beaver is a G. One love.
Mercedes commercial that none of us could really remember.
Not even a good commercial, just the best one this time. A lot of the commercials start getting shitty at some point here.
Best Commercial of the night: Black Lady Pegs White Girl
I think it should be pointed out that Pepsi had some awesome commercials tonight. I’m honestly excited to try out Pepsi Max.
Extra big shout out tonight. My brother made a super bowl commercial. He is the coolest guy I have ever met, hands down.
Three Reasons…
Sunday, January 16th, 2011…that gun control is a stupid thing to bring up right now in congress.
1: This is a constitutional issue that is going to more deeply divide the nation at a time when we need to come together and think about our collective future.
2: There is no solution. The Gun lobby is as strong as the Anti-Gun lobby. Congress will worry about re-election money more than they will need their base votes for at least the coming year.
3: It is just political douche-baggery and the left is bringing it up in order to collect stupid comments by the right in advance of campaign time. Why are we talking social issues when individuals as a group are losing wealth compared to the ultra-wealthy and corporations? Should not a strong middle class be the focus of our popular government? Are we really interested, as a nation, in an economic system where the buying power of the rich is growing compared to the buying power of the poor? Is this a good idea considering that our system of elections is entirely reliant on money from special interests? Do we want to build stronger special interest groups for the rich? Do we want to fritter away our time on gun control while this goes on?
Christmas 2k10
Sunday, December 26th, 2010I like to think that every great moment in our lives has a lesson hiding somewhere within it. I don’t think that moments in life have purposes, or actually even that people have purposes. Call me a cynic. However, we all have lessons available for learning at any given moment. I believe that the more profound the moment, the more depth to the lesson. This Christmas I learned that I am a straight up adult and that I should act like it a little more often.
I’ll try not to be too much of a buzz kill while I do it.
Mitch McConnell…
Sunday, December 19th, 2010Is trying to bring back the cold war.
Truth.
Testes
Friday, December 17th, 2010“What’s the word for people who get stuff in a will? Testees?” – Emily Fortin
…
*Table erupts in laughter*
Tortious Tortuity
Saturday, December 11th, 2010From Google…
tortious, adj:
1. (Law) Law having the nature of or involving a tort.
tortuous
1. full of twists, turns, or bends; twisting, winding, or crooked.
2. not direct or straightforward, as in procedure or speech;intricate; circuitous.
3. deceitfully indirect or morally crooked, as proceedings,methods, or policy.
RES IPSA LOQUITUR
I Gotta Give It To The GOP
Thursday, December 2nd, 2010The conservative party is doing exactly what they say they will.
They are conserving things exactly how things are right now.
Shitty.
People are Fuckin UP!
Monday, November 29th, 2010List of people who are really fucking up today.
1) Middle Eastern leaders who would like the US to intervene against the Iranian nuke program. This morning I heard quotes suggesting that the US should bomb Tehran or alternately that the US should (again) create an Iranian civil war. All the heads of state in the Middle East are like, “oh shit” right now. Way to provoke an extremely antagonistic next door neighbor with nuclear weapons guys.
2) Cute girl on the T. You could have been smiling. You were too cute to look like you hated everyone.
That’s it so far, but it’s only 9am…
*UPDATE*
3) I AM FUCKIN UP BY NOT WORKING ON OUTLINES!
4) Sketchy Star was fuckin up earlier by not having cranberry juice. I want Cran-juice, not Cran-cocktail.
5) Ross Meyers only fucks up at fuckin up. THE MAN CANNOT FUCK UP!
Frustrating News of The Day
Thursday, November 25th, 2010This morning I woke up to an unexpected lack of a hangover, put on the webternets, and almost spit out my cranberry juice while reading a CNN article. A blogger from a security blog who goes by the name “Mr. Smith” put up this awesome quote commenting on the risks of videotaping your security interactions at TSA checkpoints in an airport.
“Another important phone number to have with you is the TSA’s Office of Civil Rights at 571-227-1917. It all depends where you are and if the police or TSA agents know the law.”
Other security experts apparently agreed with Mr. Smith that the biggest problem with recording your interactions with the TSA – interactions which these days regularly test the strength of your privacy rights against their right to search your (genitals) stuff – is that these people might not understand the law in their own jurisdictions. I think this is a sad state of affairs.
So after I (clean the cranberry juice off of myself) remind myself that this is only a potential problem, and that there may be a few law enforcement officers in the world who both know my rights and want to help protect them, I am left with a pretty general question. Can anyone tell me why it is just completely alright for the TSA to video tape or grab my genitals after I pay for an airline ticket, but a hypothetical person paying someone to do the same outside of the air travel setting could be breaking laws against prostitution or pornography?
Can anyone tell me why small children are not free of this disgusting practice?
This just baffles me. I am just ecstatic to be flying a lot this holiday season. I hope that when the TSA asks to scan me, they enjoy my response.
“The TSA does not have permission to scan me. I’m gonna have to request that you touch my balls, dude.”
